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Final shot from the math-yacht metaverse for today
Okay, one more math-yacht riff, and that’s yr lot for today
Always keep track of where you left yr spectacles on teh math-yacht
Always plenty of romance on the math-yacht. Can I get an “awww”?
The math-yacht sails on
Finally now that the boys are out of the way, some work occurring on the math-yacht
Freud once observed that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. On the math-yacht such distinctions are usually considered over-subtle
Elsewhere a girl is playing with her cat. Perhaps the most appealing aspect of life on the math-yacht is its innocent simplicity
Ahoy! A new shipmate has joined the crew at the last port of call. Pillow fights are forecast on coastal waters
Although as ever on the math-yacht, forecasts are often subject to mild aberrations
One needs a sense of proportion about this math-yacht stuff
You must be the yacht you wish to see in the math
On the math-yacht there will always be someone who goes one paradigm shift too far
Sunday morning on the math-yacht
On the math-yacht you gotta think of the ocean, which is the cosmos, like the lower deck pool
Some people just don’t want to be impressed
The math-yacht is a garden of both forking and converging paths
However border disputes continue elsewhere on the math-yacht helipad steppes
Reality on the math-yacht is that which insists on calling you while y’re busy in the lower-deck pool
After the heli-pad peace talks
It’s a tough job, but someone is going to have to honour Dionysis
Did I dream, you dreamed about me?
To admit that you have no idea where you are is a n00b error
A lot of math-yacht is about keeping things consistent
Yours is no disgrace
You can take the yacht out of the math, but you can’t take the math out of the yacht
Ctrl Edit Delete
Set the controls for the heart of the Ferrero Rocher Ambassador’s Extended Omniverse©!
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about math-yacht?
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 GOTO 10
I love it when a plan comes together!
The math-yacht is flags of convenience all the way down. Up too
Space on the math-yacht is defined less by position or velocity than by usage
The screen is a doorway through which miracles arrive. This is as true on the math-yacht as anywhere else
Special equipment is often required for operations outside of the math-yacht
Yes, multiple iterations of passengers exist with quite different hairstyles. And no, if they touch they won’t explode like matter and anti-matter. This isn’t science fiction, you know?
So you probably understand who Sally talks to on the phone now, right?
Please be reassured that there is only one math-cat. If they are a cat, that is
Anyway, so there was this yacht, yeah?
Sorry, finger slipped. Can we try again? So there’s this yacht, right?
Did you see the match, mate?
As Sally often tells herself: it’s a game of two halves
The perfect choice for long-form jamming
Most of all math-yacht is about friendship.
It’s about interspecies friendships too, that and an almost blasé disinterest in realistic scale or rationale
It’s about being your best possible self, and it’s about the history of naval architecture; which are two sides of the same coin when you think about it
It’s about knowing what it means to be a hero
Sometimes asking ourselves where we are and how we got here is more than a matter of metaphysical speculation
Try to keep yr enquiries grounded. You were on a 149 on the way to Edmonton Green, and then… Something like this will get you back on track right away
Never fear. You are a creature of the universe. This is yr home
You see? All yr friends are here. What are you worrying yrself about?
An excellent set of lads! Thank the Lord they’re out there!
The boys, the boys, the boys, the boys, &c…
Gotta do what they gotta do, right?
There’s yr problem, mate! Classic schoolboy error!
Fortunately on the math-yacht these bouts of boyish enthusiasm don’t usually last very long
Ground control to Wing Commander Kitchener! Please respond, Wing Commander Kitchener!
What a glorious feeling!
Ah, found you!
Mr Ambassador! We have a lot to discuss.
Do not adjust yr set!