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| dan Username: dan Registered: 10-2006 |
Here’s a poem made up entirely of search engine terms people have used to stumble upon my website (culled them from my logfiles). Sorry it's a bit long: index of sex girls in chains dancing naked spanish girl destricted sex pseudo hdr disco photos spider park air lore swamp thing black naked slaves white slave girls naked little girls building websites for kids naked girl dancing melt launch sumption girls naked together druidstone wales naked spanish girls spanish girls naked grind crusher angels slave girls of rome army.mod.co.uk naked chained carol ann duffy destricted naked and submissive teaching photography sumption legendary stardust my celebrity look alike screaming squirters grease photos belly buttons naked life giant japanese spider crab lady lucks burlesque beauties arabic insult generator muslim, girls naked off camera flash technique fluorescent safety jackets girls undress girls on boats “it is corrupt, absent, or not writeable” impaled destricted fire tornado today i am going to kill carol ann duffy sheffield fun park wedding day buttonholes very dark skinned naked girls devil’s toenails slave girl bed warming untidy workplace parrots in teddington watch girls undress benefits of taking fernet branca girls and chains diesel irony flash technique girls naked alone in house reading books in our life downwards trajectory level join groups to get nude girl photos spanisch girls naked islamic patterns valentino rossi ox stones bass sax whipped cream whipped my arse zen wine francis thumm 1950s clothing archives park fence girls with boats globe shaped hoover vacuum cleaners wath is life lola needs recipes for fesant je taime john wayne first photo shoot what happened to horlicks in the us? i look for nude girls in rome “russian cocaine” lemon girls in the girls room naked four naked slaves literary clothing “girls in masks” find slave girl turbostar toilets ileum full faeces my marriage is going down the sony coco pops target audience girls completely naked in bed together small naked girls girls stripped naked by friends how to see a ghost joke about denim jacket submissive women naked literary syllogism physical memory dump no administrator password everytime i start up my computer i get a blue screen that says dumping physical memory to disk | ||
| martin Username: martin Registered: 10-2006 |
Poor Carol Ann Duffy. One minute, a respected writer; the next, a nude walk-on part in what seems to be the section from "The Atrocity Exhibition" dealing with loop quantum gravity theory. Actually, I got as far as "melt launch Sumption," and had to have a lie-down ... | ||
| mjp Username: mjp Registered: 10-2006 |
A poem written by books unread: *catechism* a complete history of the infinite psychophylums of the social soul 50s Americana. Do whop. De do. After trees in hooded light. over the counter pharmaceuticals metaphysical popcorn - billions of light years a second pocosylums of the infidextrous thankyou for not smoking who is Humphrey Milford? | ||
| martin Username: martin Registered: 10-2006 |
Well, since you ask: Humphrey Milford worked in London as Oxford's publisher, 1913-45. More details in the "Oxford Dictionary of National Biography." The entry was written by someone with my name. Funny old world, isn't it..?  | ||
| mjp Username: mjp Registered: 10-2006 |
Damn, that reference was supposed to be untraceable, arbitrary, anonymous. It has ruined the meaninglessness of my meaningless poem. You see, it's a sign, a signal from that strange plasticity of dis-chronological time which we might as well identify as the entity of hypostatic telepathic reach from god knows how far away but that is sort of god to start with sending me the clear message that I can't get away with cheap tricks. | ||
| mjp Username: mjp Registered: 10-2006 |
Not in my new role as a Catholic Zen Buddhist anyway. | ||
| martin Username: martin Registered: 10-2006 |
Everything's everywhere, MJP. We can't escape. | ||
| arturo Username: arturo Registered: 10-2006 |
What´s with the ehem spanish girls? That makes me wonder if there are girls out there looking for exotic spanish boys. I am afraind that spanish boys and girls don´t consider the other group exotic. Anyhow "How to see a ghost" is a good title for a short story. "Everything ís everywhere" is a brilliant title for some dense atmospheric music. For some reason I am disapointed that among all that nudity nobody looks por the bride stripped bare any more. | ||
| arturo Username: arturo Registered: 10-2006 |
and I can´t help but wonder... How on earth looking on a photo of a nude girl are they going to know if she is truly islamic? Are there in the web any fake site when they advertise as islamic nude girls and they are ...I dont´know... jewish or catholics or even budhist? | ||
| dan Username: dan Registered: 10-2006 |
Arturo, the Spanish girls (and most of the other dodgy lines in that poem) come through this page: http://www.sumption.org/2007/04/10/naked-slave-gir ls-in-chains/ (Don't worry, it *is* safe for work). | ||
| martin Username: martin Registered: 10-2006 |
>Are there in the web ..? "Burka Babes International," I suppose - or some such. Needless to say, the people most concerned to view such stuff are the very people forbidden from looking at it. To paraphrase the old Bette Midler joke, though - who cares about religion at a time like that? | ||
| arturo Username: arturo Registered: 10-2006 |
Hi, Dan. Safe for work and quite well written. Over the years the allure of exoticism has become quite funny for me. It began when in my early twenties, I meet a guy from England,neithes of us a ladysman, who said he was envious of my all-the-year around tan, dark eyes and black hair. Apparently it was what brit girls liked. I informed that spanish girls prefered natural blonde guys with blue eyes ( and utter rarity in Spain in that begone age when coloured contacts where mostly props in movies and certenly beyond most teenagers means) we had a laugh over that( and over a beer). Desire is a funny thing and we fancy what we can´t get On the other hand, in a friend blog we had a discussión on Peta nude demonstrations and pretty much the same thing happened as terms as "public nudity" were bandied about quite a bit. Hi, Martin, "Burka babes international". Brilliant. I picture it as an arabic spice girls combo doing coordinated shakira-like hip dances. I´d buy the record... | ||
| dan Username: dan Registered: 10-2006 |
Public nudity: within a day of the Spencer Tunick mass-nudity piece in New(d)castle, there were videos of the event (taken direct from Police-controlled CCTV) being offered for sale in local pubs as sex videos. People are strange. | ||
| arturo Username: arturo Registered: 10-2006 |
It is just me or is Spencer Tunick , like Christos,making the same piece again and again? and anyhow I am utterly unable to see the artistic merit on them unless you count the tabbo against casual public nudity wich is still in place in the western world and going stronger. Viz. the bizarre new laws in Poland against topless bathing. | ||
| al Username: al Registered: 11-2006 |
Hmm - I grew up in part in Haggard Road, just round the corner from Sherland Road. Small world... major odd memory, one night all the men in the street sleepwalked downstairs and slept on the sofa. Very clear memories of my mum talking about it... | ||
| dan Username: dan Registered: 10-2006 |
Wow, small world - Haggard Road shares a similar memory-space, that area of the brain reserved for "pre-five-year-old" stuff. I have lots of very clear memories from that time of things which I've subsequently been told never happened (for example: all of my family, except my sister, came down with a cough so bad that none of us was able to speak in complete sentences for a week). Spencer Tunick: there's something about his work which always surprises me and interests me more than I would expect a huge crowd of naked people to surprise and interest me, but I think it is largely to do with the taboo, or more specifically the fact that, because of the taboo, this is something which we quite simply never see. | ||
| al Username: al Registered: 11-2006 |
Yup, it's all a bit hazy. Spent a lot of time hanging around on a mini Chopper bike, playing Marble Hill Park, etc. When were you there? We would have been late 70s. | ||
| dan Username: dan Registered: 10-2006 |
Pah, I was never allowed a chopper  I did used to spend a lot of time in Marble Hill though, and in "The Lady Park" (York House Gardens, with the fountain made of naked ladies and horses). I was there 1969 until early 1975, then I moved to Teddington. After moving to Teddington, The Lady Park and surrounding area was almost forgotten until almost 15 years later, when I started drinking in Twickenham, and going to the park late at night to get stoned and climb on the statues. |