{"id":824,"date":"2025-09-24T13:52:39","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T11:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/?page_id=824"},"modified":"2025-09-24T15:20:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-24T13:20:21","slug":"79-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/79-2\/","title":{"rendered":"79"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sparrar turns from Bae to you and inspects you. \u201cHave we\u2026?<br><br>\u201dEpson Moore?\u201d Bae smiles, \u201csurely you know Epson?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dJust a bit of a different look than I\u2019m used to,\u201d Sparrar admits. He nods. \u201cYou look\u2026 different.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dThank you,\u201d you decide to take it as a compliment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dCan I get you a drink, Bae?\u201d says Sparrar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dGet me a bottle of Budvar and a half-pint glass,\u201d says Bae. \u201cI like to top up my glass a little at a time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dFair enough,\u201d says Sparrar, standing up. \u201cI\u2019ve been hearing a lot about ladettes, and I guess we must be moving with the times.\u201d<br><br>\u201dAnd I\u2019ll have the same,\u201d you say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Sparrar gives you a straight look. Assessing who this stranger at the table is. A glass breaks in the background. Everyone at the bar cheers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dWhat\u2019s wrong, Sparrar?\u201d says Bae. \u201cDon\u2019t you have enough cash on you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dIt\u2019s fine, I\u2019ll get them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>He hunches off to the bar, and Bae gives you a thumbs up. \u201cHe might try something else before the evening is over, but I\u2019m hoping that I can get him to cast off that\u2026 act, that bullshit, so we can see the real Sparrar for the first time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u201dI\u2019m not sure I want to,\u201d you reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Sparrar returns with the drinks. He places a bottle of Budvar with a half-pint glass as a lid in front of you without a word. As he puts Bae\u2019s glass on the table and begins to pour, he roars, \u201cthere you go, princess!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>A psychic wave rolls across the pub and everyone is silent. Waiting.<br><br>\u201dI am not a princess,\u201d says Bae.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>Do you weigh in and defend Bae? (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/28-2\/\">goto 28<\/a>)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><br>Do you wait to see what will happen? (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/85-2\/\">goto 85<\/a>)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><br>Or do you conclude that this is way above your pay grade and go home? (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/66-2\/\">goto 66<\/a>)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sparrar turns from Bae to you and inspects you. \u201cHave we\u2026? \u201dEpson Moore?\u201d Bae smiles, \u201csurely you know Epson?\u201d \u201dJust a bit of a different look than I\u2019m used to,\u201d Sparrar admits. He nods. \u201cYou look\u2026 different.\u201d \u201dThank you,\u201d you decide to take it as a compliment. \u201dCan I get you a drink, Bae?\u201d says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-824","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":947,"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/824\/revisions\/947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.iotacism.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}