George Costanza: I’m so excited that we’re back to doing what we do best; making a Krautrock album.
Jerry Seinfeld: A Krautrock album? D’you think this is a krautrock album?
GC: Sure, it’s a Krautrock album. Sure it’s more Grobschnitt than Neu! or Kraftwerk, but it’s double-dipped in Krautrock.
audience laughter
JS: You think so, huh? Well, I’m hearing this as a Zeuhl album?
GC: Zeuhl? You call this Zeuhl?
JS: I sure do. It’s Zeuhl as IMA SURI DONDAI.
audience laughter
GC: Well, I’m as sure as damn that it’s not. Why would you be calling it Zeuhl? I don’t hear this at all.
JS: Vibes, Rhodes: “vibratory music”, if you will.
GC: I’m not sure that I will. Where’s the explosive Zander percussive Gotterdammerung?
JS: Uh, Weidorje? Paga?
GC: That’s a pack of nonsense!
audience laughter
Elaine Benes: It’s a RIO album.
JS: Duran Duran?
audience laughter
EB: No, you dummy! RIO: Rock in Opposition.
JS: Well, that slots into my Zeuhl thesis!
GC: That’s a mere marriage of convenience! Where is the political commitment in this album.
EB: Well, it certainly isn’t coming from you.
audience laughter
GC: So, you’re saying it’s a RIO album?
EB: Yes, I’m saying it’s a RIO album.
JS: Seriously a RIO album?
EB: Yes, a goddam’ RIO album!
GC: It can’t be a RIO album!
JS: Well, it kinda could be a RIO album.
EB: It’s a RIO album.
GC: A RIO album! Hah!
EB: I’m telling you.
JS: Was he asking?
EB: I’m saying!
GC: Yeah, well I ain’t listenin’!
Kramer bursts into the room
Cosmo Kramer: Hey! Are you guys keeping it real?
audience applause
Recorded winter/spring 2025 at Modem Park Studio, Vienna.
Free download: https://archive.org/details/kalllax