“Epson!” Bae shouts, “what’s wrong, it’s not…”
”It’s none of my business,” you sob. “Am I your wingman? Am I your sous-chef? What am I? Am I anything to you?
”Great moment to make this about you,” Aileen remarks.
”No, it’s a fair question, princess,” says Sparrar, “what is Epson? I mean, I know that Epson is nothing, but you don’t seem willing to see sense and come to that realisation.”
”Epson is bigger than you’ll ever be, big man!” Aileen weighs in. “And more than that: it is none of your business what Epson is, just like it is none of your business whether I’m Bae’s landlady, fancy lady or even porn co-star.”
Sparrar winces at the image that comes involuntarily to mind.
Do you run from the pub sobbing? (goto 66)
Do you pull yourself together and get back on team? (goto 76)
Or do you accuse Bae of appalling crimes against morality? (goto 98)