You decide to take the direct approach.
However, breaking the spider web, you find that it adheres to your wrist and your sleeve. Bae jumps away from you, viscerally afraid. The spider, still attached to the web, crawls up the sleeve of your white shirt.
It looks at you curiously.
Do you brush it away and into the road? (goto 32)
Do you freak and run away forever? (goto 68)